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Funkytuur Artisanal fruit condiments for cheese, charcuterie & desserts

Artisanal spreads with soul ✦ Get down with the fruit

Not your ordinary breakfast spread, but a gastronomic fruit condiment sitting right between a topping, tapenade, and preserve. Crafted specifically to elevate cheeses, charcuterie, sourdough, and desserts.

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Forget Ordinary Jam

We're bringing high-energy seventies disco vibes to your grazing table. Artisanal combinations of premium fruit infused with botanical teas, vibrant spices, and distinct textures — where sweet meets savoury and freshness meets smoky depth.

The First Two Flavours

Midnight Cherry

Neither sour nor sugary: sour cherries and raspberries with a surprising, delightful crunch.

✦ Pair with: Aged goat cheese, game terrine, creamy blue cheese, or desserts.
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Smokey Sunset

Sun-ripened apricots and peaches gently infused with smoky tea and fresh garden rosemary.

✦ Pair with: Mature abbey cheese, grilled halloumi, smoked ham, and crusty sourdough bread.